Nobody enjoys a good internet rabbit hole like myself. It’s generally common for me to climb into bed around sunrise after a hard night’s work of investigative journalism, with topics ranging from Kobe Bryant’s rap career to Martin Bashir being a dick to Michael Jackson to the recent death of Michael Hastings. One hole that is particularly gaping is the growing faction of of theorists who believe there’s some demonic shit going down right in front of our faces. To understand how to connect these (mostly fictitious) reference points, one should be familiar with the term “Illuminati”. Well, at least vaguely familiar. For the sake of saving you from that rabbit hole (just dont, it’s not even an especially fun one), we’ll give you this simple translation: Illuminati = Satan. And because there are various cross sections of satanism, let’s all just picture the familiar looking dude with the horns.
If it wasn’t made abundantly clear by that opening paragraph, I do not subscribe to such beliefs. I will say, however, that it makes for some positively enjoyable reading material. Here’s the tip of the iceberg on my top 6 (because, of course).